Fun at the Unisex Toilets
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009It’s a bit of an experiment, this place, and a unisex toilet. No one’s ever thought such a thing would work before. No way a woman was going to stand up and piss at a urinal, even with other women present, still less with a man standing at the stall next to her, leaning over to watch. But this place is a little different. It’s a kinky sex club, and all the ladies at this particular place are more broad-minded than most.
Here come the first three now. Two young blondes, all perfume and high-heels, with a young, enthusiastic man in their company. You can see his disappointment when they both disappear into the WCs, leaving him behind. “I’m not using those things unless I have to,” says the taller, slimmer one. “That’s for you, Mike.”
The doors slam, and Mike, despondent, pulls his cock from his fly and goes up to the urinal as usual. Well, not as usual actually. He can still hear them.
“Oh Christ, I’m fucking desperate!” says one of them, over the gentle sound of knickers being dragged hurriedly down over stockings.
“Me too!” declares the other, but the sound of her preparations is drowned out by the sounds of a loud groan from the first girl, and the delicious sounds of her busily squirting her load.
“Ahhhhh!” Sssqu-IRT, splatter, splatter, Squ-IRT, splatter, splatter, Ssssqu-IRT, Sssqu-IRT, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. Pause.
Squ-IRT. Squ-IRT, spurt, spurt, tinkle. Rip! As she drags the paper from the roll.
The second girl starts off more daintily. Tinkle-inkle-inkle.
She’s sitting further back, and leaning further forward, so that the jet goes straight into the water, and once she gets going, it goes
Twoddle-oddle-oddle-oddle-oddle-iddle-iddle-ip. Tworp. Tworp. Twip. Rip!
Poor Mike. He’s standing at the urinal with a boner bigger than he can remember ever having, desperate to piss and unable to pass a drop. The girls’ toilets flush and he hastily and despondently wedges his cock back into his trousers.
“Coo, you took your time,” says the tall girl, seeing him still standing there.
“I thought these things were supposed to be quicker.”
“I couldn’t go,” he says hopelessly.
“I can see why!” she says, looking at his crotch, and the girls laugh together as they all leave.
Half an hour later, Mike comes back in, more desperate, and alone for a few seconds. As he is just about to unzip himself, he is joined at the next stoup by the most fabulous creature. She’s nearly six-feet tall, more in her high platform boots, tanned with long dark hair worn piled under her hat. Sadistic-looking shades, and from the waist down she’s all PVC, zips and buttons. She looks him straight in the eye over the shades, raises an eyebrow and gives him a wicked smile. She tugs on the buttoned panel in her trousers and she is naked from navel to ass-cheek, dense black pubic hair stark against the white flesh where her bikini pants go, over-flowing this triangular patch into the warm mahogany color of her tummy and thighs, spreading outward almost to her hip bones, and upward in a thin trail to her belly button. Her wrinkled labia and thick hooded clit protrude purple and obscene, from this forest of black. She starts to peel her labia apart, just as a man does with his foreskin as he prepares to piss.
Mike’s cock is now out, but already useless to him. There’s no need to pull his foreskin back, because it has rolled back of its own accord, his erection stiff and throbbing. She looks across at him.
“I see you’re having problems over there,” she says in an American accent.
“Why don’t you come and use mine?”
Mike looks at her dumbfounded.
“Sure, come on over. We can go together.”
He goes and stands next to her. She cocks her leg so that it is at his hip, and has him hold it. Her left arm goes round his neck, and he can see the hair in her armpit as dense as that on her cunt. He directs his stiff penis into the narrow stoup between them. His heart is pounding at the eroticism of what he’s doing. A girl he’s never met has her clit inches from his cock. He can feel the heat of her pussy-flesh radiating against his glans. She peels back her foreskin and the head of her clit pops out, rude and aroused. Her labia separate and expose her vagina, twitching either with arousal, or the effort of keeping her piss in. A dribble of creamy fluid is oozing from her hole – her own passion, or the remnants of some lunchtime lover’s spunk?
“Well, partner,” she says, “Are you ready?”
“I really don’t think I’m going to be able to manage it,” says Mike, his hand clutching his rock-hard cock. “Not that, anyway!”
“Sure you can, ” she says, reassuringly.
“In a moment, anyway. I’m afraid I can’t wait any longer.” Her vagina gives one last twitch and then
Squ-IRRRRRRRL! A huge, strong, desperate jet of golden piss squirts out of her cunt and gurgles into the stoup. She angles her hips mischievously and suddenly it is squirting directly onto Michael’s glans. It is amazingly hot, steaming as it rinses down over his shaft, trickling off his balls, but all the time the hot, scalding, bath-tap jet of the big American girl’s piss squirting with the pressure of a desperate bladder onto his naked cock-head.
Mike gives a groan, and creamy semen is leaking slowly from the slit in his knob. Without a single wank, a great jet of come ejaculates onto the girl’s trousers and dribbles down the black PVC, as his cock flips up out of the stream of piss and then back down again into it. She angles her hips in invitation, and he is able to wank the next spurt all over her right cunt-flap, and then whatever spunk she doesn’t piss away, he manages to shoot all over her glossy, slippery cunt-flesh, or thickly, messily into her dark matted pubes. The last few spurts from her foaming cunt rinse the last drops of come from his slit.
“You should be fine now,” she says, buttoning herself up without mopping up, returning to whatever boy or girlfriend she has out in the club with her glorious pussy drenched in a strange man’s sperm.
As she leaves, Mike sighs with thanks as at last his piss fizzes into the urinal.
